Craig: Don't get too down about this probation thing. This job is mostly a beauty pageant.
Malcolm: You know what's weird? You get used to thinking of a person as being so much more powerful than you, then something shifts and it becomes kind of awkward.
Craig: Oh, my God, are you my boss now?!
Malcolm: What?
Craig: This is so unfair. Year after year, why can't... It's nice to see one of the good guys win. [chuckles] Why don't you take a load off. I'll go get you a cup of joe. No worries, chief.