All: [sing] No need to go up to Lover's Lane And come back down All full of shame I'll smile as I sing the same refrain Abstain, abstain, abstain!
Helen: Well, we really shook the rafters, didn't we? I think Pastor Roy might call the cops on us. [Reese raises his hand] Yes, Reese?
Reese: Is there some kind of loyalty oath I can sign so I can get out of here?
Helen: Reese, no one's forcing you to stay. The only thing keeping you here is that little voice in your head that keeps saying, "Why are all these people so much happier than me?" Now, then, as you know, Mrs. Pitzer, the church secretary, suffered a paralyzing spider bite at last summer's faith retreat, but out of that tragedy has come these wonderful inspirational scenes that she paints with her mouth. Here's Elijah being taken up to Heaven in his fiery chariot; Jonah and the whale; the parting of the Red Sea... It's a joyful thing to witness the way God has blessed this woman's tongue and teeth. [sings] I don't need no evil weed
Reese: Oh, man. Wow.
All: [sing] Keep your crack and your LSD I'm snorting something That God gave me And it smells a lot like love