Dewey: [sobbing] Why can't I go?
Lois: Dewey, we discussed this. You have to stay home because of your ear infection.
Dewey: I never get to go.
Lois: Honey, I know it seems like a pattern but it's just this. And Disneyland. [Dewey whimpers] Oh, and that chocolate factory tour. You know, maybe it's time to stop sticking dirty things in your ears.