Quote from Hal in Water Park
Hal: Who wants to make five bucks? All: How? Hal: I need someone to take the fall. Lois: [o.s.] Oh, my God! Malcolm: What did you do? Hal: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Lois: [o.s.] Oh, my God! Malcolm: Make it ten. Hal: Done. Lois: [o.s.] Oh, my God! Hal: You're a good son. [grabs Malcolm] I got him, honey! I got him! Don't worry.