Hal: I just don't let the stress get to me. I haven't had any special training; it's just my way.
Lois: You are going to pay for this.
Hal: Oh, see, that kind of comment doesn't help anyone.
Lois: I'm sorry, I only just learned that I am a human time bomb.
Hal: And you're not the least bit curious about how I'm going to do it?
Lois: Oh, you are not going to kill yourself. You can't even rip off your own Band-Aids.
Hal: I happen to be very hairy, but this is different. I have thought this through. It is going to be beautiful and romantic and it's going to make everyone forget about your stupid funeral.