Malcolm: [to camera] We haven't managed to get rid of Jessica yet, but we've been putting the screws to her pretty good. It's just a question of time. [out loud to Jessica and her friends] Your tea.
Jessica: Thank you, Malcolm. Isn't he sweet? All right, boys, bedtime!
Dewey: No way!
Reese: No, I want to stay up and do more sew- Oh, my God!
Jessica: [to her friends] Boys. They're overtired. Excuse me. [to the boys] All right. Get your butts in your bed right now, or I'll tell everyone you know that you walk around in your mother's shoes.
Dewey: But that's a secret!
Jessica: And I'll tell Alison you spent an hour on the phone with Cindy Reid.
Reese: Oh, now it's a crime to be a good listener?
Jessica: And a certain boy genius takes Pro-Gro Bodybuilding Supplement.
Malcolm: I do not.
Jessica: "Bulk up now, watch the ladies say wow."
Malcolm: No one will believe you.
Jessica: Maybe not. We'll just leave it to the tough, but always fair, court of high school public opinion.