Quote from Malcolm in Rollerskates
Malcolm: My dad was some kind of skating champion a long time ago. He made a rule: no one in the family could buy skates until after they take lessons from him. Stevie: So take... the lessons. Malcolm: You don't get it. My dad's like a total fanatic about skating. He doesn't even call it skating. He calls it "the brotherhood of the wheel." He taught Francis and Reese and they've never been the same after.