Quote from Hal in Cheerleader
Lois: Hal, it's time for the talk. Hal: I don't know what you mean. Lois: The talk, Hal. Hal: Oh, geez, he's a little young, don't you think? Lois: You waited so long with Francis; look what happened there. Hal: All right, but if I'm giving the talk, all three boys are getting it at the same time. And I'm not doing it again. So if we have any more kids, they're on their own.