Malcolm: Reese, you're a genius.
Reese: What?
Malcolm: That girl, Alison, just asked me why everyone in the world has accents except for us. And instead of going into this long explanation, I thought of the Minty-Mint song. And all that came out of my mouth was, "Because they're weird," and she liked it.
Reese: Cool.
Malcolm: I could actually feel my brain click off. She said I was cute, and then she touched my shoulder.
Reese: Let's keep this in the family, understand?