Reese: Why are you taking so long? Let's go.
Malcolm: Reese, listen. I know it sounds crazy but I need you to hit me. [Reese punches Malcolm in the stomach] You idiot! In the eye!
Reese: And leave a mark for Mom to see? Forget it. No bruises, no evidence... no crime.
Malcolm: [to camera] I guess we move on to plan B: lying.