Quote from Francis in Funeral
Lois: [on the phone] Look, Francis I guess I get scattered. You know, sometimes I forget what I told you and you're not here so- Francis: I'm not there because you sent me away. I swear, I'm not even a part of this family anymore. Lois: Francis, it's very important that you understand that is not true. But I don't have time right now. Francis: I understand. It's not like it's a matter of life and death. Oh, wait, it is! Anyone else die in the last five minutes I should know about? Lois: Francis, you wanna know everything that's been happening? Your father mowed the lawn, Reese polished off all the cereal, and I dropped a frying pan on my foot and I got a big black toe. You want me to send a picture? [cutlery clatters] Egg! Cut it out! Francis: Who is Egg? Lois: Oh, he's a new boy in the house. Francis: What?!