Hal: Your engagement ring is not a family heirloom.
Lois: What?
Hal: I lied to you. I bought it.
Lois: So you bought it.
Hal: For someone else.
Lois: Someone else?
Hal: I'm sorry. I have kept that secret for so many years. It's haunted me. Look, I always knew that I had to tell you, but I didn't know how.
Lois: Who was it?
Hal: Farrah Fawcett. I was 15. I knew there were a lot of guys after her, but I thought that if I had an actual ring to give her that I would stand apart from those other idiots. [Lois smiles] I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before now.
Lois: Well, why don't we just call it even.