Quote from Lois in Stock Car Races
Caroline: You know, I have learned more in two hours with you than I have in six years of teaching. [sighs] So, did your life turn out anything at all like you planned? Lois: Oh, God, no. Oh, when I was a girl I had all these crazy, romantic dreams. I wanted to be a blackjack dealer in an Indian reservation. Didn't work out. Stubby thumbs. Caroline: Well, at least you have your home and your family. All I come home to every night are three howling cats and Bob. Lois: Who's Bob? Caroline: My shower head. [both laugh] Do you have anything stronger? Lois: I'm way ahead of you.