Hal: What seems to be the trouble here, Officer, uh, Karl?
Security Guard: These your boys?
Hal: Yes, sir, that they are. Fine boys. Couldn't be prouder of them.
Security Guard: For your information, these are two of the worst kids I have ever encountered in my life. And I work the state fair.
Hal: Really? See, that must be fascinating. Seeing people from all over, the different cultures-
Security Guard: Hey, I don't want to be a hard case here, but these kids physically attacked me. Plus, they completely destroyed a $300 pneumatic drill which someone's going to pay for.
Hal: Well, this all sounds pretty serious. But don't you worry, Officer Karl. They are going to hear all about it when I get them home. See, I'm just sorry that they had to put you through all of this. That's not fair. And I, uh, see, I fully intend to pay for-
[Hal kicks Officer Karl in the shin]
Hal: Clyde, Kevin! Get to the car!