Hal: So, looking forward to school?
Malcolm: I guess.
Hal: That's a shame. 'Cause we're not going to school. [chuckles]
Malcolm: Where are we going?
Hal: Boys, I'm going to share something with you I hope you'll remember for the rest of your lives. Now, I don't want to spoil the surprise but I've been planning this for years. I just had to wait until you were all old enough to appreciate it.
Reese: Hookers?
Malcolm: If it gets me out of square dancing, fine.
Hal: Just sit back and enjoy the ride, boys. We're rebels. We're wild men! [cackling] Whoo!