Craig: Happy anniversary. 16 wonderful years to the same man. That Hal is one lucky hombre.
Lois: You shouldn't have.
Craig: Oh, please. A special gift for a special lady on a special day.
Lois: No. I mean, really, you shouldn't have. Aren't only husbands supposed to give gifts?
Craig: Fine. Throw it in the trash, then.
Lois: Ho-ho-hold on. Let's see what it is first. Oh, look at- I've been meaning to try this color.
Craig: I know. I saw you eyeing it a couple weeks ago.
Lois: I didn't know we carried this brand.
Craig: We don't.
Lois: So where did you see me-
Craig: So, big plans for tonight? What are you going to be wearing? [chuckles]