Lois: [opens door] Yes. Can I help you?
Craig: Oh. My good- Um, hi. Hel- Hello. I'm. I'm Caroline Miller from Malcolm's school. I... sent you some letters and left some messages on your answering machine.
Lois: Okay, fine. You caught me. What do you want?
Caroline: Um... Well, it's been three weeks and you haven't responded and it's really important... I mean, well, for Malcolm's sake that the parents be as involved in...
Lois: So, what, you're here to insult my parenting skills?
Caroline: No. I'm sure you're a terrific parent. [boys scream] I'm here because I think that there is a tremendous opportunity for... Could you, you know, maybe put a top on?
Lois: They're just boobs, lady. You see them in the mirror every morning. And I'm sure yours are a lot nicer than mine.