Quote from Dewey in Dewey's Dog
Hal: I don't understand it! An entire roast?! With your bare hands?! And the... the... The salad, the potatoes, the green beans! What do you have to say for yourself?! Dewey: I was hungry, I guess. Reese: [to Malcolm] This is great. Let's tell him about the dog and really nail his coffin shut! Malcolm: Not yet. I have a hunch. Hal: An entire stick of butter?! Reese: Now! Let's tell them now. Malcolm: Wait for it, wait for it. Wait a second. Hal: How could you eat a candle? Dewey: I like candles. [bites off a chunk of candle] I think they're good. Hal: That's it! You are going to the hospital and getting your stomach pumped!