Dabney: Oh. I lost the crystal off my watch.
Lloyd: Didn't your parents give you that?
Malcolm: There's one like this down at the church.
Dabney: Really? Could you get it for me?
Malcolm: Sure. As long as you donate something of equal or greater value.
Dabney: Okay. How about this aftershave? Mom got it for me for parties and dances. Poor deluded woman!
Malcolm: Sold.