Quote from Hal in Halloween Approximately
Lois: Hal, you have been out here for seven hours. Come to bed. Hal: Look, Lois, I am doing this for the boys. We can't just let our street become a speedway. [Lois sighs] I've got to protect my family even if it means sitting in this van every night for a month. It's a matter of principle. Hmm. Before you go to sleep, I'd like you to replace my pee jar.