Quote from Malcolm in Traffic Jam
Sheriff #2: Hey, where do you think you're going, young lady? Jessica: It's OK, my dad's an investigator for the D.I.T. Oh, there he is. [waves] Hi, daddy! [A man in a high-vis jacket waves back] Sheriff #2: OK. Malcolm: Whoa. Your dad's a crash investigator? Jessica: Here's a little secret, Malcolm. Whenever you want something, everybody's your dad. [waves to a Black man] Hi, daddy! [he waves back] Malcolm: [to camera] OK, she's cute, she's smart, and she even lies to cops. I may be in over my head here.