Dewey: What time is it now?
Farmer Woman: It's still 4:00. You have to wait at least a minute for the time to change, dear.
Dewey: What time is it in China?
Farmer Woman: Well, sweetie, I think they're a good 20...
Dewey: Do you speak Chinese?
Farmer Woman: Well, no...
Dewey: Is Chinatown in China?
Farmer Woman: Honey, if you want an answer to a question you have to first wait...
Dewey: What does this toe do?
Farmer Woman: You know what? I need to buy a pack of cigarettes for the first time in 20 years.
Dewey: Grape juice, please.