Anita: Ooh, what do we have here?
Malcolm: I stepped on a cactus. The needle went right through my shoe.
Anita: Let's take a look.
Malcolm: It's not a big deal. I think I just need some disinfectant and a band-aid and I'll be- [woman sucks Malcolm's foot] Ma'am?
Anita: Mmm. You've internalized a lot of criticism, haven't you?
Malcolm: Well, I don't know. I guess. But what does- [woman sucks Malcolm's foot]
Anita: Okay here's your problem. You have an incredible amount of passion in your soul. But you've got to let down the armor you're using to shield it. [spits out] You also need a tetanus shot.
Malcolm: [to camera] Okay, she's almost as old as my mom, and obviously crazy as a loon. So why am I so turned on?