Lois: [drowsy] What are you boys doing?
Dewey: Looking for your money.
Lois: It's not there. I moved it to the back of the closet.
Reese: Where she hides our Christmas presents?
Lois: No, I moved those to the attic.
Malcolm: Um, Mom, where'd you hide that football I broke the window with?
Lois: In the garage.
Malcolm: And when you made chipped beef on toast last week, was that really beef?
Lois: Who knows? It was 39 cents a pound.