Quote from Francis in Rollerskates
Malcolm: [on the phone] Hello, Francis. I have a problem. I need your advice. Francis: Trust me, pal, whatever you're going through is not half as bad as what I'm facing. Malcolm: I'm thinking of asking Dad for skating lessons. Francis: [inhales sharply] Malcolm: Why does everyone do that? What does he do? Francis: Look, if I told you, you'd just freak out. But if you think you're ready, my advice is to get it over with quickly. It's like pulling a giant Band-Aid off your crotch. Malcolm: I'm going to have a Band-Aid on my crotch?