Quote from Lois in Home Alone 4
Hal: Honey. We're late. We better hit the road. Lois: Fine. I'll shave my legs in the car. Okay. I've marked the liquor bottles, and we can taste when they're watered down. I've locked out the smut channel on the TV, counted your father's cigars. [cut to Lois in the passenger seat of the car as Hal studies a map:] Lois: I've checked the odometer on the car and the balance on the credit cards. We love you, have a good time. And just remember, Dewey will tell us everything you did while we're gone. Hal: Uh, what your mother said, boys. [removes cigar from pocket] Minus one. [After Hal drives off, a moment later the brakes squeak and the car reverses:] Lois: Don't even think about it! Malcolm: Think about what? Francis: She's bluffing.