Trey: Enjoying Lord of the Rings in high-def?
Hal: Oh, it's unbelievable. No lines, no commercials... I'm bringing Lois here for our anniversary. I still can't get over all this. A real sink to spit in. I really don't have to swallow it.
Trey: Hal, are you crying?
Hal: They're good tears. How much longer will it take?
Trey: I'm done.
Hal: You can't be. I didn't bite down on the pain stick.
Trey: No, it's done; I finally got the temporary crown on. I got to tell you, Hal, it was in pretty bad shape, but I think you're going to be happy with the results.
Hal: Wow, you really are a friend.