Quote from Hal in A.A.
Lois: You're taking his side in this?! Hal: I'm not taking anyone's side. There are no sides! I'm just saying look at it from Francis' side. Lois: He crucified me in that meeting! Hal: You're right to feel attacked by these people, but this is about Francis. He's building a new life. We've got to go easy on him. He's only been sober for one year. He's a one-year-old. You're fighting with an infant! Lois: That infant dragged my name through the mud and now wants us to give him $20,000! Hal: This is an investment in a business for our son. Lois: What?! He's quit drinking, and now magically, he knows how to run a business?! Hal: See? You are still stuck in this stupid death struggle, that you have had with him since he was born! Francis has changed, and you have got to face that fact! Lois: No! Francis has not changed! He has just changed his tricks to get what he wants. This whole day has been about getting us to sign that loan! Hal: There you go again! I know for a fact this is not about the loan! Lois: How? How do you know that? Hal: Because I've already signed it, okay?! So can we just move on?! Lois: What?! [Hal screams as Lois grabs his nipples]