Quote from Reese in Mono
Reese: I can't wait until everybody at school finds out you got the kissing disease from Mom. Which will happen right about now. Malcolm: I didn't kiss her. You saw it. Reese: What I saw was you and Mom making out on the couch. Dewey? Dewey: It was disgusting. Malcolm: She licked her finger and touched my face. Reese: Spare us the perv details.