Quote from Hal in Mono
Hal: [as Rodney Dangerfield] Oh, I'll tell ya. I get no respect. No respect at all. [laughter] Barry: This is the guy from the luau I was telling you about. He's hysterical. Hal: [as Jay Leno] Ever notice that stop sign on Maple? Evidently, Mary Keller thinks it's a slow-down-and-check-for-cops sign. [laughter] Carol: That Hal is so great. Too bad he's stuck with that woman. Hal: [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] That is right, Jay. She never stops there. I will terminate her. Steve: You know who'd be perfect for him? Ellie. She's just coming out of that bad divorce. Carol: Stop. That is terrible. Hal: Hey, ask me for a burger with cheese. Barry: I'll have a burger with cheese. Hal: [as Jack Nicholson] You can't handle the cheese.