Malcolm: [on the phone] Oh, I'll definitely call you back. Hold on. Let me get a pen. [doesn't move] What's the number again? Great. I got it. I'll call you, I promise. [hangs up]
Hal: If that wasn't a relative, I'm going to be very upset.
Malcolm: It's just another college recruiter.
Hal: Just another college recruiter? You know, when I was applying, believe me, there were no recruiters. If I hadn't found that ad inside that matchbook, I may not have pursued higher education at all.
Malcolm: But they're calling me all the time. I must get ten calls a day.
Hal: Then each one must be handled like that's the university you're going to. It's called options. Why do you think guys date ugly women?