TSA Agent: Ma'am, we need you to get back in line.
Lois: We're just trying to get in the empty one.
TSA Agent: That line is for first class and commodores club passengers only.
Lois: Excuse me?
Dewey: Mom, we need to make this flight.
Lois: So, this airport's policy is that increased security should only inconvenience poor people?
TSA Agent: I don't make the rules, ma'am.
Lois: No, no one makes the rules. Why would anyone want to take responsibility?