Lois: Hi, Dewey. How was school?
Dewey: Terrible! I missed the school bus because I didn't know what time it was, and then I was late for a spelling test because I didn't know what time it was, and then David Klausner beat me up because I didn't know what time it was!
Lois: You want to know what time it is, Dewey? It's half past a roof over your head, clean clothes, and three meals a day. That's what time it is!
Dewey: Let me tell you something, Mom. The roof leaks, the clothes are hand-me-downs, and the food stinks!
Lois: Room!
Dewey: Dirty!