Quote from Hal in Malcolm's Money
Lois: I got an estimate for the new pipes! Think of it, Hal. Clean water, on demand, the decision of hot or cold water entirely up to us! Hal: Yes, well, we could spend the money on new pipes, or we could put a down payment on her. Lois: Where did you get this? Hal: At the boat show. Lois: Boat show? Hal: Lois, I was on my way to work, when all of a sudden I see this giant billboard for the boat show, only 60 miles away! Now I'm not saying there's an invisible hand guiding our lives, but what are the odds? Lois: We're not wasting the money on a boat. Hal: It's not wasting, it's investing! A boat is a money-maker, Lois. Do you know how many opportunities we have missed out on because we weren't traveling in the right circles? Where are all the connections being made, the elbows being rubbed, the deals going down? The yacht club!