Malcolm: Wow. So when are you guys going to hook up and get it over with?
Reese: What? What are you talking about?
Malcolm: Oh, come on. Every time I turn around, she's got her hands all over you. She clearly digs you, dude.
Reese: You take that back.
Malcolm: What's your problem? I mean, I wouldn't turn my back on her, but I think she's kind of hot.
Reese: No, she isn't. Buddies can't be hot. I don't believe you. The best friend I ever had wake up in the middle of the night to give me a stinking face fart, and you go and turn it into something ugly!