Malcolm: What are we going to do about Mom and Dad?
Reese: I've got it covered.
Malcolm: How?
Reese: Let's just say that since people started getting prescription drugs in the mail, it's opened a whole new world of possibility. Remember when Dad took away my GameBoy and then he fell asleep at work and he thought he was going to be fired? Tuna salad with cumin and allergy medicine.
Malcolm: Reese, do you know how crazy and dangerous that is? Even you wouldn't poison your own family.
Reese: No? Malcolm, last month, when you thought your watch skipped from Wednesday to Friday... it wasn't the watch.