[dream sequence:]
Hal: Here we go, honey. Now, I know it's against doctor's orders, but I did get us a little something sweet.
Lois: Okay, Hal, but you be careful with your new bridgework.
Hal: Uh-huh. Oh, would you look at that? Little Robby was such a cute baby.
Lois: Oh, that reminds me. Malcolm called while you were out. It seems Robby has burned down the neighbor's pool house. Malcolm says he's at his wit's end with that boy. [both laugh]
Reese: [enters] Are you ready for this? I got an "F" on my math final.
Lois: Oh, no, Reese, I thought you said you studied.
Reese: Why do I even waste my time?! You know Mr. Escobar totally has it out for me 'cause I used to call his dad "Braceface."
Hal: But you are going to pass this time, right, son?
Reese: Do I look like a genie?! I can't predict the future! So why don't you just do me a favor and get off my back, okay, old man!
Lois: You can't treat your father like that!
Reese: Shove a cork in it, you crazy old hag!
Lois: My heart pills.
Reese: You'll get these when I get a sandwich. Off your wrinkled butt! Go, go, go!
[Lois wakes up and storms into the boys' room:]
Lois: Reese, you may think you're pulling some kind of scam, but I'm on to you! You are getting a job starting tomorrow! And keep your dirty mitts off your father's toupee!