Reese: I can't wait to see his face when he opens up his mail and I pop out.
Dewey: Uh-huh. And how are you supposed to get back after you beat him up?
Reese: Dewey, you know nothing about Asian culture. After I humiliate him, I earn his respect, plus half his land and his sister, if she's hot. [whispers] All I got to do is stay off of Mom's radar for the next three days. [to Lois] You call this clean? I have to say, Mom, if you're just going to phone it in, why even bother?
Lois: You just bought yourself two days grounded in your room.
Reese: Fine. Maybe you can use that time to learn how to roll socks.
Lois: Make it three days. You want to try for more?
Reese: Nope. Three's perfect.