Malcolm: Okay, well, I'm not that tall.
Jessica: That's what you're going with?
Malcolm: I don't know. This is hard.
Jessica: We'll go down the list and see which one makes you feel the most uncomfortable. We've established that you're short.
Malcolm: Yeah.
Jessica: And pretty scrawny.
Malcolm: Yeah.
Jessica: And completely self-absorbed.
Malcolm: Yeah.
Jessica: With huge mother issues.
Malcolm: Yeah.
Jessica: You don't really put out a sexual vibe.
Malcolm: Hey!
Jessica: Bingo.