Quote from Hal in Reese vs. Stevie
Hal: All right, Reese, you're busted. Of all the stupid- Come on, front and center. Dewey: Now, don't blame yourself. Hal: Dewey, you were smoking? Do you have any idea what a dangerous, disgusting addiction that is? It took me years to quit! Do you want to end up breathing through a hole in your neck? Do you think that's cool? Dewey: You can breathe through a hole in your neck? Hal: What do you think your mother's gonna say about this? Dewey: You can't tell Mom! She'll kill me! Hal: Well, you should've thought of that earlier. Where would you even get cigarettes anyway? Dewey: There's, like, 20 cartons hidden in your shop vac. Hal: Oh, my God. That is my stash from ten years ago. Lois would kill me if... All right, Dewey, under the circumstances, I am giving you your one free pass.