Lois: Apparently I've been entered into the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant.
Hal: What?
Lois: The boys entered me in this pageant.
Hal: "Lucky to have her in our lives." "Too special to be kept a secret." "She suffers in silence."? Oh, can you believe this?
Lois: I know. They do all these horrible things and then they go and do something like this.
Hal: Yes, well, they're good boys.