Reese: You guys are not gonna believe what happened! I was at the college, checking out the trees over by the sorority houses, and then this guy comes up to me and asks if I wanted a job!
Dewey: Experimental drug testing?
Reese: He must've thought I was in college because of my binoculars and everything. Can you believe it? They pay people just to take pills! Why is anyone doing anything else?
Malcolm: Reese, this is the kind of job they give to guys on death row.
Reese: Yeah, and I'm totally skipping that part.