Dewey: Sorry I missed lunch. I was at the library, and I forgot to look at the clock...
Lois: Do you think I'm a idiot?
Dewey: Huh?
Lois: Do you think I don't know where you've been?
Dewey: What do you mean?
Lois: Did you think I wouldn't recognize the signs? The clean fingernails, good posture, the cookie crumbs in your pockets. You're never hungry at dinnertime. You're seeing another mom.
Dewey: I don't know what you're talking about.
Lois: Don't lie to me!