Quote from Malcolm in Butterflies
Lois: All right, what's in this bag? Malcolm: Nothing. I'm restocking. Lois: Fresh fruit? A package of all-cotton underwear? A decent book? We don't sell this stuff. Malcolm: Okay, fine. If you must know, I was restocking my locker. I've been having intense stomach problems, and that's what the fruit is for, and the underwear, and sadly, the book, too. And now that you've publicly humiliated me, can I go about my business? [to camera] Okay, not bad. It's plausible, embarrassing enough for the outburst, and essentially unprovable. I just have to stand my ground.