Craig: Hey, Malcolm.
Malcolm: At what age do you just accept that your life is a piece of rotten garbage and always will be?
Craig: Twenty-two. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the heck out of every moment. Take tonight. You're in for a real treat. There's a different rhythm to the night shift. It's a camaraderie, a brotherhood of kindred souls, a nocturnal fraternity of the prowlers of the inky netherworld. Hello, fellow traveler.
Customer: Where's the toothpaste?
Craig: I'm on a break.