Quote from Hal in Chad's Sleepover
Hal: What's this? The warranty? Hey, good for you, Chad. Lois: [enters] Well, I give up. I'm throwing out that blender. Hal: You don't have to. Look what Chad did. Chad: Pictures of things belong on the things they're pictures of. Lois: Check and mate. [Dewey screams as he sees the photograph of Lois stuck to her back. Hal screams when Lois turns around to face Dewey. Dewey screams again when Lois turns back to Hal.] Lois: Dewey, what is it? Hal? [As Hal grabs the photo and hides it behind his back, Chad's parents scream. Lois screams when Hal holds the picture behind his own back.] Lois: Honey I'm sorry. You were lying there asleep and you just looked so beautiful. And the moment was perfect and I never wanted it to end. And then I saw the camera, and... And I'm weak, Lois. I'm a little man. I know that I can never apologize enough and I'm sure right now you don't even want to look at me. [starts to walk off] Hal. [Hal hands Lois the picture]