Malcolm: I'm sorry I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off and then there was an accident and and road workers and... Where is everybody?
Ms. Sanguinetti: Well, it's Ditch Day. None of the students came in.
Malcolm: No one told me there was a ditch day.
Ms. Sanguinetti: Well, I'm surprised you didn't hear. I mean, everyone was telling their friends. [off Malcolm's look] Aw.