Reese: Okay, Dewey, you're up.
Dewey: Okay, first, I'm going to need you to take off your glasses.
[As Craig removes his glasses, Dewey flings sand at his face]
Craig: Ow! My eyes! I didn't know we were starting!
Dewey: There is no starting in dirty fighting. Life is one big fight from the day you're born to the day you die. Okay. Maybe we should slow down a little.
[As Craig looks up again, Dewey flings more sand at his face]
Craig: Ow! Time out! Time out!
Dewey: I think we're wasting our time here.
Reese: Let's just kick him in the kidneys and call it a night.
Craig: No! Please! I know I suck, but I want to be better. Please. I'll try harder, I promise.