Craig: [sobs] What am I supposed to do? I came to you guys asking for help because that's what I thought friends do for their friends.
Reese: Dude, calm down.
Craig: I thought we meant something to each other. I mean, after all these years, after everything I've done for you...
Malcolm: Craig, stop it. I can't help it. [Craig weeps] Okay. I guess we can teach you a few move. Just stop crying.
Craig: Really? I mean, you're not just saying that? You'll teach me how to fight dirty?
Malcolm: Yes. But you're gonna have to fully commit to this.
Reese: And you need to know that once you start training with us, you're gonna see the world differently.
Dewey: And there's nothing we can ever do to restore your innocence.
Craig: Thank you so much. You guys are the best.
Reese: You hug me, and the lesson starts right now.