Lois: [on the phone] Yes, I want to return a mattress I bought last week in accord with your 30-day return policy. Okay, I'll speak with the king.
Dewey: You're returning the bed? That's it? In what world is that an ending?
Lois: Your father and I were arguing. It's just not worth it.
Dewey: That doesn't seem like a very satisfying resolution.
Lois: Well, sometimes marriage is about getting by. You're not always satisfied with everything.
Dewey: Wow. I can't believe Dad was so right. He said if he made a big enough stink, he'd get his way. Well, it's a good lesson for me, though. Thanks, Mom. [Lois hangs up]